Arsene Wenger - Arsenal
Be less worried, Arsene-bear. All that frowning is bad for one's health.
Paul Lambert - Aston Villa
A passive-aggressive note from a heavily depressed and probably drunk Paul Lambeart. At least you're not Alex McLeishbear, Paul!
Roberto di Matteo - Chelsea
Don't you just want to pick him up and give him a big old hug? Keep smiling, Robbie-bear!
David Moyes - Everton
David Moyesbear is confused by all of this frivolousness. "Back to work", says he. "No, don't cuddle me... argh! I wish I wasn't so small, fuzzy and cute!"
Martin Jol - Fulham
"GET OVER HERE AND GIMME A SQUEEZE", says Martin Joler bear
Brendan Rodgers - Liverpool
Bearedan Rodgers does not appreciate the affection of others, no matter how adorable.
Roberto Mancini - Manchester City
Robearto Mancini just can't ditch the scarf. It's part of the look, you see.
Sir Alex Ferguson - Manchester United
Sir Alex Bearguson is lying to you right now.
Alan Pardew - Newcastle United
Alan Pardewbear's milkshake brings all the German girls to the yard.
Chris Hughton - Norwich City
Even in bear form, Norwich City's Chris Hughton is plotting tactics.
Mark Hughes -- Queens Park Rangers
Mark Hughesbear is wondering why he's still here. So are the rest of us.
Brian McDermott - Reading
Brian Mc.Bearmott has fallen and can't get up. Won't someone please help him?
Nigel Adkins - Southampton
Nigel Adkins is almost subear-naturally cute.
Tony Pulis - Stoke City
Tony Pulisbear is loved by few, but feared by all.
Martin O'Neill - Sunderland
Beartin O'Neill feels naked without a tracksuit. And is naked.
Michael Laudrup - Swansea City
Michael Laudrupbear remains one heck of a player.
Andre Villas-Boas - Tottenham Hotspur
Andre Villas-Bearas still can't get away from all that time in blue.
Steve Clarke - West Brom
Steve Clarkebear has been traumatised by this whole experience and just wants to go home.
Sam Allardyce - West Ham United
Sam Allardycebear is very, very hungry. For crosses.
Roberto Martinez - Wigan
I love you Robearto Martinez. I love you so much.