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Learn how to hit the worst shot ever

Generally, you want to kick the ball at the goal. He kicked it the opposite direction.

How to hit the worst shot ever

1) Find a league with terrible video and even worse vines. You don't want people seeing this in HD.
2) Get to a bad angle where you have to try for a perfect shot.
3) Drink a bottle of whiskey.
4) Swing your leg as hard as you can at the ball, but while twisting your body in a different direction.
5) Seriously, drink the whole bottle.
6) Feign surprise that you couldn't hit the perfect shot while doing everything wrong and drunk as can be.

Congratulations! Now go out and make a fool of yourself.