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Marcus Hahnemann retires with a great mustache in a treehouse bar

Best retirement ever.

Ron Swanson Marcus Hahnemann is retiring. Again. This time theoretically for good. And he is doing so because he wants to spend more time in his treehouse bar whittling, apparently.

Officially retired again for 4 th time. Hanging in a #treehouse

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That is how an 18-year career ends. No one will remember him for his play with the Seattle Sounders, or Reading, or Fulham, or even the United States. He will forever be remembered for how he retired.

hahnemann retires with jim beam

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Photo: Jeremiah Oshan