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Gareth Bale chats with ball

Living the in future is weird.

Denis Doyle

Last night, Gareth Bale scored a fantastic goal to win the Copa del Rey for Real Madrid. This morning, he thanked the football for its supporting role.


A few cynics have pointed out a certain synergy between Bale (sponsored by adidas), the brazuca (manufactured by adidas), and Real Madrid (also sponsored by adidas). These complacent fools will perish when the seas begin to boil with fire. Get to high ground. Vengeance is coming.