Gareth Bale chats with ball

Last night, Gareth Bale scored a fantastic goal to win the Copa del Rey for Real Madrid. This morning, he thanked the football for its supporting role.

Thank you for your cooperation last night @brazuca! Nice working with you. #teamwork pic.twitter.com/VEy0pjQxHp

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale11) April 17, 2014

AND THE FOOTBALL REPLIED.

.@GarethBale11 Same to you Gareth, I just did what your feet told me to do. #ballin

— brazuca (@brazuca) April 17, 2014

A few cynics have pointed out a certain synergy between Bale (sponsored by adidas), the brazuca (manufactured by adidas), and Real Madrid (also sponsored by adidas). These complacent fools will perish when the seas begin to boil with fire. Get to high ground. Vengeance is coming.