Twitter is a place for mean people. I know this because I am there. And mean people tend to hone in on famous people like, say, Arsenal players.
Well, Arsenal players responded to these mean tweets.
Per Mertesacker can turn faster than milk. Proven.
Mikel Arteta can take a penalty better than your nan. Proven.
Lukas Podolski can hit...
Two out of three is good.