The verdict is in for Luis Suárez

Luis Suarez and the art of the bad sports apology

The bite-y Uruguayan is one of the best soccer players in the world, and apparently also one of our greatest living pseudo-apologists. Here is how he can do better.

Suarez apologizes on Twitter for biting Chiellini

The Uruguayan striker used Twitter to apologize for biting the Italian defender.

Uruguay president calls FIFA 'sons of bitches'

Both very funny and unlikely to help Luis Suarez much as he attempts to get his four-month suspension overturned.

Suárez's statement to FIFA is predictably absurd

According to Luis Suárez, Luis Suárez didn't bite Giorgio Chiellini: he fell over and accidentally hit the Italian's shoulder with his mouth.

World Cup tourists line up to get bitten by Suarez

Their Facebook friends are going to be so jealous of these photos.

Suárez suspended for 4 months over bite

FIFA have reacted swiftly over Luis Suárez's latest misdemeanor: the striker will miss the rest of the World Cup and a significant portion of the 2014/15 season after biting Italy's Giorgio Chiellini.

Uruguay FA claims Suárez bite marks photoshopped

Suárez's lawyers are prepared to use "all the arguments possible" to prevent their client from receiving a lengthy ban for biting Giorgio Chiellini. Even if those arguments seem like a bit of a stretch.

The best angle we've seen of the Luis Suarez bite

Suárez's lawyer offers a weak defense

Luis Suárez's lawyer went on Uruguayan radio and laid out an...interesting defense for his client.

Luis Suárez was never interested in 'redemption'

Redemption is the furthest thing from Luis Suárez's mind, because Luis Suárez thinks he's never done anything wrong.

Every Luis Suarez biting incident in 6 seconds

Catch up, quick!

Luis Suarez's Twitter mentions exploded Tuesday

This is what happens when you appear to bite someone during the World Cup on live TV.

FIFA investigates Suarez biting incident

The Uruguay star appeared to bite Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini on the shoulder when the pair tangled in the box late in their World Cup match Tuesday.

Suarez denies biting Chiellini

Asked about the incident by reporters after the match, the Uruguay striker denied any wrongdoing.

Luis Suárez and the bite heard 'round the world

On Tuesday, in the midst of a key match between Italy and Uruguay, the star striker Suárez bit someone. Again.

You shouldn't bite people

Uruguay's Luis Suarez apparently bit another player Tuesday afternoon. Here are four reasons why biting people is no good.

Every brand had the same idea after Suarez's bite

Restaurants are falling over themselves to offer Luis Suarez better eating options than his human opponents.

McDonald's Uruguay ethers Luis Suarez on Twitter

These photos of Luis Suarez are modern art

Getting bit stinks, but biting someone is way worse you guys.

How Twitter reacted to the latest Luis Suarez bite

Congratulations Luis Suarez, you are once again a meme.

Did Suárez bite someone again?

Oh no.