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Dante beats Mario Mandzukic at foosball, Brazil to beat Croatia in World Cup

Foosball is real life.

The World Cup has already been decided. Such is the nature of an miniscule tournament.

See, the real World Cup was played in the Bayern Munich dressing room, where Dante, representing Brazil, played Mario Mandzukic, representing Croatia, clashed in a game of foosball. Well, a who-could-score-first of foosball.

AND DANTE WON.

Why they are even bothering with that stupid tournament in Brazil is still unclear. Dante has already won the tournament for the country. Brazil over Croatia in the tournament opener, and again in the final. Book it.