Free kicks from 40 yards are great chances to play a ball into the box and see if a teammate can get a head to it. Or, in the Atlanta Silverbacks' Junio Burgos' case, it's a chance to hit a rocket into the top corner.
"I've got this."
"You're 40 yards away, don't shoot."
"See that top left corner? That's where I'm going."
"Yeah, and I'm going on a date with Scarlett Johansson tonight. Don't shoot."
"I'm going to shoot."
"Fine, whatever, you idio ... OH MY GOD."
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