St. Pauli and FC Winterthur are underway and GOAL.
St. Pauli literally scored in the time it took you to read that sentence. And they didn't even kick off.
Now, you may say that this is just a friendly and St. Pauli are a 2. Bundesliga team while FC Winterthur are a second-division Swiss team, both of which are true. BUT THEY SCORED IN LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS AND DIDN'T EVEN KICK OFF.
THEY SCORED IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME.