FIFA corruption arrests: Sepp Blatter resigns as president after leading officials indicted

Chuck Blazer, America's most cartoonishly criminal soccer executive, dead at 72

Blazer started ratting out his former friends after he was convicted of money laundering and wire fraud, among other charges.

There’s no good reason to believe Infantino fixed FIFA corruption

FIFA replaced two ethics committee leaders on Tuesday, and no one’s sure why.

Gianni Infantino elected new FIFA president

UEFA general secretary Gianni Infantino has been elected the new president of FIFA.

Blatter, Platini bans reduced

This should really help FIFA's image!

FIFA bans Blatter and Platini for 8 years

FIFA has made it official: two of the top names in world football can have nothing to do with the game after being handed long-term bans.

The new FIFA indictment is even bigger

Loretta Lynch and her crew got up to the mic cut a diss track on FIFA.

Blatter, Platini face 5-year FIFA suspension

Already suspended 90 days, Blatter and UEFA chief Michel Platini could both be banned an additional five years.

Coca-Cola & McDonald's demand Blatter resignation

These are the first two major sponsors to call for FIFA's president to resign after months of controversy.

Platini: Blatter money legit, 9 year old income

Yep, they just paid him nine years late and he didn't make a fuss about it.

Blatter says he did 'nothing illegal or improper'

Even though he's under investigation for criminal activity, Sepp Blatter is sticking around.

Blatter under criminal investigation

Loretta Lynch hasn't gotten to him yet, but the Swiss might.

John Oliver responded to Jack Warner with FIRE

Literal fire.

FIFA cleanup boss reminds Blatter to go away

Sepp Blatter will not go quietly into the night.

Warner responds to John Oliver with stirring music

"I don't need any advice from any comedian fool."

John Oliver on TV6 begs Jack Warner to snitch

The HBO host wants the disgraced former FIFA executive to spill the beans for the benefit of the rest of us.

Warner investigated for taking Haiti relief money

He's on the hook for all those bribes, too.

John Oliver keeps promise, chugs Bud Light Lime

He also wore some ghastly adidas sneakers.

Morocco won 2010 World Cup bid, per report

Jack Warner allegedly solicited bribes from multiple countries to secure votes for their 2010 World Cup bids, then stabbed them in the back when South Africa was willing to pay more.

Germany bought World Cup votes with RPGs

Anti-tank weapons. ANTI-TANK WEAPONS.

Blattr, a game where you feed Sepp Blatter money

Feed him an ocean liner! He can swallow the whole thing!

Sepp Blatter can't be serious

FIFA paid Ireland to not protest Henry handball

There are so many things wrong with this.

FIFA executive says he took bribes

Chuck Blazer says he accepted bribes he knew were unlawful to vote a certain way for the selection of the 1998 and 2010 World Cup hosts.

Newspapers had bad puns for Blatter resignation

Wish you all had better soccer puns or dad jokes, print journalism. Not you, UK. You're awesome.

Blatter still thinks he can save FIFA. Really.

The unthinkable has happened and Sepp Blatter has announced that he will resign, but he's not going to sit back and accept being a lame duck.