Brad Guzan, United States men's national team goalkeeper, is sitting there watching the Women's World Cup final with his teammates when USWNT star Carli Lloyd completes her hat trick with a jaw-dropping long-range strike. A few minutes later, his phone beeps. It's a series of text messages from his wife. Guzan takes a look at them, and sighs.
Last season Guzan had a similar goal scored on him when Jonjo Shelvey bombed a shot over his head from almost the same spot Lloyd hit her shot from. Spouses never let you forget your most embarrassing moments, do they?
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