Everything about this, from start to finish, is outrageous video game stuff that should not happen in a competitive, real life game. But Las Palmas actually scored this goal in a La Liga match against Villarreal on Sunday. It's mesmerizing.
Credit: user meladroit on r/soccer
That's Tana with the assist and Kevin-Prince Boateng -- whom you probably assumed was retired -- with the finish. I've watched this loop 15 times and my jaw is locked in a downward position.