Here's Andrea Pirlo screwing up grilling some meat.
Family' s BBQ ... Like a real American boy! pic.twitter.com/TczlZVReVZ
— Andrea Pirlo (@Pirlo_official) June 30, 2016
There are several problems here.
1. He called this "BBQ," which everyone from south of, like, Chicago, knows is wrong as hell.
2. Why is he using a fork? Can someone get him a spatula?
3. Is he eating meat directly off the grill? WTF?
4. OK, one positive thing. His t-shirt and shorts are extremely dope.
In conclusion, Andrea Pirlo should have stood around and watched other people who know what they're doing grill some meat. Coincidentally, that's exactly how he plays soccer, so he should have known better.
Thank you for reading to the bottom of my post slandering Andrea Pirlo, who is much worse at soccer than his teammate Tommy McNamara.