Cristiano Ronaldo’s thighs came out and Spain’s lead went into hiding. A free kick in the 87th minute tied their World Cup group stage game, earning Portugal a 3-3 draw against Spain, and it was mesmerizing.
I have no idea how this man’s oversized leg boulders whaled the crap out of ball hard enough and with so much finesse that it’d curve around a miserable-looking wall of defenders who knew what was coming next. But he did it.
I know Ronaldo is great and all, but I think we know who really deserves credit.
That’s right, his exposed, bronze thighs that made this all possible.
When they came roaring out, everyone knew.
WHEN RONALDO SHOWING THAT THIGH MEAT ISSA WRAP— Master (@MasterTes) June 15, 2018
Ronaldo had the thigh meat out for extra aerodynamics. That was destiny.— (@FriendlyFAUX) June 15, 2018
Ronaldo won the free kick— Ikenna-先生 (@FailedRift) June 15, 2018
Arranged his socks
Pulled the right leg of his shorts up to expose his thighs
Then the concentration...
There was not other way that was going to turn out.
ronaldo exposed the power thigh to reach his final form— bang bang (@AriqRahman4) June 15, 2018
Ronaldo making thigh cleavage a thing is the real victory today.— Sean Armstrong (@seanarmstrong) June 15, 2018
Anytime Ronaldo shows you his thigh...it is finished!— Śedaze, The Dark Boy (@iamsedaze) June 15, 2018
ATTENTION ALL FUTURE CRISTIANO RONALDO OPPONENTS: DON’T LET THE THIGHS COME OUT.
That’s when it’s all over.
Learn from Spain’s mistake.