The Solid Verbal: Instead of players, let's draft weird college football... things!

You read that correctly, we're drafting narratives and doing it with gusto!

By Dan Rubenstein and Ty Hildenbrandt Jul 11, 2016, 11:28am EDT

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In this year's Solid Verbal Fantasy College Football Things draft, we select a squad of ongoing storylines and narratives, including:

• A team not getting enough respect

• Where a coach went to school

• The consumption of alcohol

• Coaching rumors

• Garbage PR from college football administrators

• Unwarranted hype

• Unnecessary TV shows

• Attrition from a great program

• This year's out-of-nowhere team

• Second guessing a major coach

• Lines from a coach to placate fans

• Future draft stock

• Coaches feuding

• Drooling fanboys

• Dancing

• TV guests

• A do-or-die situation

• Players constantly leaving a certain program

...and more!

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