- Joined: Jan 17, 2010
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Scouting Report From SBNation Name: Beavis Gender: Unknown Number: 25 Species: Unknown Residence: The inner machinations of your mind. Drafted with the #1 overall pick by BSOTS on January 17th, 2010. Position(s): BSOTS staff writer (Retired), Assassin (Pending), Part time Gamer (Active), BSOTS poster (Active), Doctor (inactive), Commando (MIA), King Awesome (Active), Manager of the Rectal Database (Active), Batman (unknown), BSOTS Troll Slayer (inactive until called to arms), Dragonborn (Active), Thread Jacker (temporarily inactive), Butthead (occasionally). Career potential awards: Superstar poster and Hall of Famer. "Most Prone to Schizophrenically Mutter to Himself" award. "Doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else" award. "Most replies to himself" award. "The #1 comment count" award. "BSOTS Hall of Fame" induction. "Best poster all around" award. "BSOTS Ring of Honor" induction. "Most ridiculous, arduous, intricate and perplexing poster" award. Assets: Big heart. One of BSOTS's greatest-ever commentators and writers. Makes everyone around him better. Has uncanny vision, anticipation, posting and rosterbation skills. Arguably SBNations most accurate poster and rosterbator ever. A great reccor too. Flaws: Commits huge rosterbation totals. Can be wrong here and there and doesn't jack as many threads as he could/should. Tends to take nights off. Uses misleading titles in fanposts. Can be a distraction in the game threads: Has a big ego, is stubborn, young and inexperienced. Drives the Veterans insane. Bad example to rookies. Transactions/Injuries/suspensions: Traded to Fear the Sword on January 2012 for Waveocean. Trade was declined by the SBNation Front Office for "blogging reasons". Interest: World Domination, Suns Basketball, SpongeBob, Pizza, winning an NBA Championship, Games and Women. Dream: To defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension. Enemies: Lakers, Spurs, Kobe Bryant, Blake Griffin, Dwayne Wade, Boris Diaw, James Harden, Jared Bayless,Tony Parker, Jon Barry, Sasha Sharapova, Marc Jackson, Russel Westbrook... If you would like to know more about Beavis, just read his blogs and follow him on BSOTS.