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Born and raised in H-Town, on the MEAN STREETS of south-west Houston. Hooked up with TCB shortly after the 2013 season, primarily to cover the minors, but also the Majors on occasion, doubtless kept around this long for the entertainment and/or ego-boosting benefit of the other writers. Cursed the team by becoming a serious fan during the 2005 playoff run, from whence they've yet to (and may never) recover, sorry about that. Lover of Lance Berkman, OBP, base stealing and nasty breaking balls, hater of pitcher win-loss records, the talking heads that insist they matter, and the BBWAA's self-righteous PED witch hunt. If you're reading this, I'm likely either writing something boring and inferior, playing an obscure RPG video game, or working on some random, complicated art/craft/building project that I'm probably sorry I ever dreamed up and started, all while listening to heavy metal and/or classical music.