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$28 and one rubber chicken.
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This may be just the opportunity that I’ve been looking for to revitalize my career. You got my attention with the picture of the Barrellman. Hard to tell if he was sober in that one, but we all wish him well in the treatment facility. I think you’ll find my qualifications are second to none.
Have a passion for the Milwaukee Brewers.- Pabst, Sprecher, Miller, Lakefront, you name it, I’m in. I’m so passionate that I’m not allowed to take additional brewery tours anymore.
Have writing and/or digital media experience — and experience writing about MLB and/or the Brewers is a plus.- I have shown that I know how to post GIFs that are mostly safe for a work environment. I also write every day (but it’s in my journal so you are not allowed to read it)
The ability to edit and write clean copy.-The what now?
The ability to communicate efficiently.-If there is one thing that I know how to do it is communicate efficiently. People always say "That Goofball, honk is one hell of an efficient communicator!" Yes sir, if you want efficient communication, I’m your majesty. My communication is concise, short, brief, compact, condensed, crisp, laconic, terse, tight, to the point, economic, pithy, short and sweet, I can give you a summary or a thumbnail, your choice. Just try and find a more efficient communicator than me, I dare you, go ahead, I’ll wait. You couldn’t, that’s what I thought. Sometimes, when people ask me a question, I just say "nope" one word, that’s it. I don’t say "No sir, I haven’t been drinking tonight, well maybe just one glass of wine with dinner, but that’s it. Not a regular sized glass, but a novelty glass, like the ones you get at the fair when you win the ring toss or the duck pond game, like a big Coke bottle that has been all stretched out of proportion. I could’ve taken the Def Leppard mirror, but who needs that? Sure a lot of people will used the stretched out Coke bottle for keeping their spare change in, but I use it for wine with dinner. I’m a free spirit, and I don’t like change in my drinks. So I just say "nope" and take the field sobriety test, see succinct, not all flowery and such. Important lesson, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
Be comfortable working in a remote environment.- Is there any other way? In my experience, working directly with people just creates restraining orders.
There you have it. Let me know where to send my resume Mo-fo.