Glock Lesnar

Lewis, Ngannou, and Lesnar stand inside a cage. Fabia enters, and locks the door behind him. Somewhat nervously, he begins to speak. "Now, the knife is made of metal. The human body, has, over the millenia, developed an aversion to being stabbed…" Cautiously, he steps towards Lewis, raising the knife as he continues; "So you see…". Before he can finish, Lewis, who is remarkably quick for a man his size, interrupts "Naw man, YOU see…" and trails off as he sprints the ten-foot distance between himself and Josh, launching a flying knee > lead uppercut > overhand right combo. Cut to black screen.

We pick up in a hospital room. Derrick Lewis is explaining his side of the story to a pair of uniformed police officers as a doctor sutures a small knife wound on his forearm. Through an opening in the curtain, we can see Josh Fabia in the next room, prone and motionless, hooked up to myriad wires and tubes. Hospital staff can be heard solemnly explaining to Fabia’s friends and family the procedure of harvesting his organs before disconnecting his life support.

Two short-notice fights in a month!

But that first round was damn near 10-8 territory (under new rules anyways). Scoring the first for Giles is asinine.

Just some lower leg bruising.

Impossible. I was promised that Jones’ super-mean and indefensible oblique kicks would shred Dom’s ACL.

Use an "@" at the beginning and end of your sarcastic remark.

Diego is totally rational and logically consistent with these remarks.

Like so!

This is just the new norm (thanks Conor!) that guys want to take fights without cutting weight, but commissions (and rankings) are still using those pesky "weight classes". So Poirier is saying he’ll only take this at 170 because cutting weight sucks he ain’t gonna do it for no Al Iaquinta fight. If UFC is going to oblige guys on this, I really can’t blame fighters for it as I would imagine cutting weight really does suck, and Dana is pretty insistent that McGregor is next in line for a shot at the lw belt because he won a ww fight against a part-time lw.

And before anyone calls me out for this making no sense, it’s 2020 and shit doesn’t need to make sense if it makes cents.

Way back in 2018, Donald Cerrone left JW, calling it a "puppy mill" and citing lack of attention from the trainers and saying Wink was ruining the place just to make more money. Diego responded by saying they were the best amateur team in the world, it’s a great training environment but Donald is never here, he’s not a team player…

Looks like Diego isn’t so happy raising up all those young pups anymore…

Hobbies: daydreaming about being a racecar driver, scrapbooking, and thinking up comebacks for the joke Dave made about me yesterday that everyone laughed at.