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You can be as pretty as Cristiano Ronaldo if you're willing to look silly

Cristiano Ronaldo wants everyone to look as pretty as him!

Yes! Everyone needs to stick things in their mouth and exercise. It's the secret to how Cristiano Ronaldo got so good looking. And lots of people want to be that good looking so they're face exercising too!

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And even older people with goofy hats can look like Ronaldo. Anyone can look like Ronaldo!

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Congratulations to Ronaldo for trying to make the world look as pretty as him. It will fail, because, duh, but he's still taking precautions. He's making their faces look good, but not their bodies. He will remain the only man half-naked and blown up on giant buildings.